Oh nothing. I was going to finally reveal to you that there’s some things I didn’t exactly tell you you kept blabbering on in your sleep about in Bora Bora. But that would be childish.
Oh psh. Bring it!
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We’re being honest now are we? ;)
Okay, Rosie darling. What do you wanna say?
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…..she asks about our sex life. There. I said it.
Oh? And what exactly do you tell her, Mr. Parker?

…..You know your best friend loves you when she kicks you when you’re down. LOVE YOU TOO AVES.
Hey, isn’t honesty always the best way to go? Kidding, kiiiidding. Love you, love you, loooove you.
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You really do like embarrassing me don’t you? Don’t make me say it.
Partially. Just a little bit. You’re cute when you get embarrassed! But yup, I still have no idea what you’re talking about until you say it.

Didn’t mean that in a bad way. Just saying. She likes to be nosy. Really nosy.
She’s a sweetheart! How is she nosy? She’s totally fine with me. :)